It Ain't gona rain no more

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Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it ain't gonna rain no more

A bum sat by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the coroners inquest
They called it 'sewer side'

My father is a butcher
My mother is a cook
And I'm the little hot-dog
With the candy that I took

My father built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by.

My daddy is a doctor,
My mommy is a nurse,
And I'm the little needle
That gets you where it hurts.

Oh I had a cat and I named him Tom
Let him out one day
A big dog chased him down the street
And Tom cat ran away

Tom came back big and fat
How that cat did purr
Now how on earth could Tom give birth
I guess that ‘he’s” a her!

Made a garden on my roof
Weeded every day
Prayed for rain but when it came
It washed my roof away

Oh it ain’t gona rain no more no more
Oh it ain’t gona rain no more
How in the deuce can I cook my goose
When it ain’t gona rain no more?

An apple sat on the railroad track, feeling very cross
Along came the 5:15; Toot! Toot! Applesauce!
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Miss Lucy had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven, but the tugboat went "Toot! Toot!"
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Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead,
And now she brings it to school between two hunks of bread!
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Some say fleas are black, but I know that ain't so,
'Cuz Mary had a little lamb whose fleas were white as snow!
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