Gertie

Gertie ate some marmalade, and then she ate some jam,
Gertie ate some luncheon meat and then she ate some spam.
Gertie drank some lemonade and then some gingerale
And Gertie wondered what it was that made her look so pale.

Whoops, went the marmalade and whoops went the jam,
Whoops went the luncheon meat and whoops went the spam,
"Fizz" went the lemonade and "Pop" the gingerale
And Gertie knew just what it was that made her look so pale!