I'm a Nut

I'm a little coconut
sitting on my coco-bum
everybody steps on me
just to see how cracked I'll be

(chorus)
I'm a nut BOOM-BOOM
I'm a nut BOOM-BOOM
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm crazy

I'm an old pile of tin
no one knows what shape I'm in
Got four wheels and a running board
I'm a Chevy not Ford!

Chorus
I'm a little acorn round, Lying on the cold cold ground, Somebody came and stepped on me,
That is why I'm cracked you see,

Pepsi Cola came to town
Coca-Cola shot him down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now we all drink 7UP

Chorus

7UP caught the flu
now we all drink Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew caught it too
now we don't know what to do