Boom! Boom! Ain't it Great to Be Crazy

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Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy?
Silly and foolish all day long.
Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy!

A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops," said the flea, "There's a horsie on me!

Way down south where bananas grow
A mouse stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes,
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
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Way up north where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin by the name of Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink pajamas to the party last night!
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A man bought a pair of combination underwear
Guaranteed not to rip or tear
He wore it nine months without exaggeration
He couldn't get it off 'cuz he forgot the combination!
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Eli, Eli had some socks
A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
The more you wear 'em the better they get
And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet!

Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear that golden tone
Asked myself out for a date
Said be ready 'bout half-past eight!

Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself on the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!

Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Silly and Foolish all day long
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
And Fuzzy Wuzzy cut his hair.
So, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy.
No, by Jove, he wasn't, was he?

Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Silly and Foolish all day long
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy!

I take a swim in my swimming pool.
I jump from the board 'cause that's the rule.
I hit my head on cement and mortar.
Forgot to look - there was no water.

Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Silly and Foolish all day long
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy!

That one-eared cat who used to sit
Watching Grandma rock and knit
Swallowed a ball of bright red yarn,
And out came kittens with red sweaters on.

Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?
Silly and Foolish all day long
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy!

Once I had a little dog and all she ate was cans And when those puppies came they came in Ford sedans!
When Mary had a little lamb the doctor was surprised
When Old Mac Donald had a farm the doctor nearly died!