Saturday, January 3, 2009

Waltzing Matilda

Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Down came a jumbuck to drink beside the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and seized him with glee
And he sang as he tucked jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Up came the squatter, riding on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
"Where's the jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Up jumped the swagman and plunged into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," cried he
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Australian translations into English

Bliiabong – pond

Swagman – drifter

Coolibah – eucalyptus

Jumbuck – sheep

Squatter – rancher

Matilda – blanket roll in which the swagman carries his possessions

Unicorn

The Unicorn
A long time ago when the earth was green
There were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free when the earth was being born
But the loveliest of them all was the Unicorn

There were green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpy-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
The loveliest of them all was the Unicorn

Now the people were all sinning and it gave God pain
And he said, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain.
Brother Noah I'll tell you what to do, build me a floating zoo,
Take some of those green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpy-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
Please don't you forget my Unicorn!”

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished making the Ark just as the rain started falling,
Noah called them out as they went through,
"We’ve got...Green alligators and long-necked geese some humpy-backed
Camels and some chimpanzees some cats and rats and elephants
But God I'm forlorn I just can't see any Unicorn

Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Those unicorns were hiding and playing silly games
They were kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
Oh, those silly Unicorn
There were green alligators and long-necked geese some humpy-backed camels
And some chimpanzees Noah cried, "Close the door 'cuz the rain is pouring
We just can't wait for those Unicorn."

The Ark started moving it drifted with the tide
Unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
The waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you've never seen a Unicorn to this very day
You'll see some green alligators and long-necked geese some humpy-backed
Camels and some chimpanzees some cats and rats and elephants
But as sure as you're born you won’t ever see any Unicorn

Two by Two

TRAVELING TWO BY TWO
Chorus:
Let's all count the animals
Traveling two by two
Let's all count the animals
Parading in the zoo
Oh, let's all count the animals
All the way to ten
Then we'll start all over
All over again

One zebra
Two donkeys
Three koala bears
Four weasels
Five parakeets
Six polar bears
Seven monkeys
Eight tigers
Nine lions
Ten pelicans

Repeat Chorus

One elephant
Two ducks
Three hippos
Four alligators
Five giraffes
Six rabbits
Seven kangaroos
Eight camels
Nine orangutans
Ten peacocks
Repeat Chorus

Tingalayo

Tingalayo
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run

My donkey hee, my donkey haw
My donkey sleep in a bed of straw
(repeat)

My donkey short, my donkey wide
Don't get too close to his backside
(repeat)

My donkey walk, my donkey talk
My donkey eat with a knife and fork…

My donkey eat, my donkey sleep
Don't get too close to his hind feet …

My donkey laugh my donkey cry
My donkey loves peanut butter pie…

My donkey low, my donkey high
I love my donkey and I don't know why…

My donkey sit, my donkey stand
My donkey play tuba in a big brass band…

My donkey come and my donkey go
My donkey fast and my donkey slow

Tie me Kangaroo down

Tie me Kangaroo down
An old Australian Stockman was lying, dying, but he gets himself up on one elbow, and he calls to his station hands and says . . .

"I'm going, Blue; so this you gotta do,
I'm not gonna pull through, Blue, so this you gotta do..."

CHORUS
Tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down.

2. Watch me wallabies feed, Mate, watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, Mate, so watch me wallabies feed.
Altogether now ...

3. Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go actin' the fool, Curl just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now ...

4. Let me wombats go loose, Bruce, let me wombats go loose.
They're of no further use, Bruce, so let me wombats go lose.

5. Take me koala back, Jack, take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac, so take me koala back.

6. Mind me platypus duck, Bill, mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amuck, Bill, just mind me platypus duck.

7. Play your didgeridoo, Blue, play your didgeridoo,
Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue, play your didgeridoo.

8. [haltingly with pathos] Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, ta-n m-e h-i-d-e wh-e-n I'm d-e-a-d
[lively] So we tanned his hide, when he died, Clyde, and that's it hanging on the shed!
Altogether now

The Bear

The Other Day (I Met a Bear)
The other day [echo: the other day]
I met a bear [I met a bear]
Up in the woods [up in the woods]
Away up there [away up there]
The other day I met a bear, up in the woods away up there

He looked at me
I looked at him
He sized up me
I sized up him
He looked at me, I looked at him. He sized up me, I sized up him.

He said to me
Why don't you run?
I see you ain't
Got any gun
He said to me why don't you run? I see you ain't got any gun

And so I ran
Away from there
And right behind
Me was that bear!
And so I ran away from there, and right behind me was that bear!

And then a tree
That I did spy
Its lowest branch
Was ten feet high
And then a tree that I did spy: its lowest branch was ten feet high

And so I leapt
Into the air
And missed that branch
Away up there
And so I leapt into the air, and missed that branch away up there

Now, don't you fret
And don't you frown
I caught that branch
On the way back down
Now, don't you fret and don't you frown -- I caught that branch on the way back down

That is the end
There ain't no more
Until I meet
That bear once more
That is the end, there ain't no more, until I meet that bear once more

Sarah the Whale

Sarah the Whale
In Frisco town there lived a whale
They fed her peanuts by the pail
And washtubs and bathtubs
And sailboats and schooners
Her name is Sarah and she's a peach
But don't put food within her reach
Or babies, or nursemaids
Or chocolate ice cream sodas
She loves to smile and when she smiles
You can see her teeth for miles and miles
And her tonsils and her spare ribs
And things too fierce to mention
Now what can you do in a case like that
There's nothing to do but sit on your hat
Or your toothbrush, or your best friend
Or anything else that's helpless

Puff the Magic Dragon

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hanalei,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.

Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hanalei,

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail,
Jackie kept a lookout perch on PUFF's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant strings make way for other toys.
One great night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow - green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend Puff could not be brave
So Puff that mighty dragon, sadly slipped into his cave.

Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hanalei...

Pop Goes the Weasel

All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop -- goes the weasel!
Johnny's got the whooping cough and
Mary's got the measles
That's the way the money goes
Pop -- goes the weasel!

A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That's the way the money goes
Pop -- goes the weasel!
You may try to sew and sew
And never make anything regal
So roll it up and let it go
Pop -- goes the weasel!

A painter would his lover to paint
He stood before the easel
The monkey jumped all over the paint
Pop -- goes the weasel!
When his sweetheart she did laugh
His temper got so lethal
He tore the painting up in half
Pop -- goes the weasel!

My son and I went to the fair
We saw a lot of people
We spent a lot of money there
Pop -- goes the weasel!
I got sick from all the sun
My sonny boy got the measles
Still we had a lot of fun
Pop -- goes the weasel!

I climbed up and down the coast
To find a golden eagle
I climbed the rocks and thought I was close
Pop -- goes the weasel!
But, alas, I lost my way
Saw nothing but a seagull
I tore my pants and killed the day
Pop -- goes the weasel!

I went to the grocery store
I thought a little cheese'll
Be good to catch a mouse on the floor
Pop -- goes the weasel!
But the mouse was very bright
He wasn't a mouse to wheedle
He took the cheese and said "Good night"
Pop -- goes the weasel!

Up and down the City Road
In and out the Eagle
That's the way the money goes
Pop -- goes the weasel!
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
Mix it up and make it nice
Pop -- goes the weasel!

Every night when I go out
The monkey's on the table
Take a stick and knock it off
Pop -- goes the weasel!
Put some pepper on its nose
And you'll make it sneeze-l
Catch it fast before it snaps --
Pop -- goes the weasel!

A penny for a cotton ball
A penny for a needle
That's the way the money goes
Pop -- goes the weasel!
If you want to buy a pig
Buy a pig with hairs on
Every hair a penny a pair
Pop -- goes the weasel!

All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop -- goes the weasel!
I've no time to wait and sigh
I've no time to tease-l
Kiss me quick -- I'm off -- goodbye!
Pop -- goes the weasel!

Pale Faced Polar

Way up North, where there's ice and snow,
Where the temperature drops to 40 below,
Who's the friendliest bear up there?
It's Percy, the Pale Face Polar Bear.

He sleeps all day, and then at night,
He catches fish by the pale moonlight,
He has no worries and he has no cares,
He's Percy, the Pale Face Polar Bear.

Then one day, the ranger came,
And grabbed poor Percy by the snout,
He put him in a great big cage,
And he howled and he growled,
but he couldn't get out.

Now poor Percy's at the zoo,
And the funny thing is,
He likes it, too,
Because he met his girlfriend there,
And she loves,
Percy, the Pale Face Polar Bear.

Who?
Percy, the Pale Face Polar Bear.

On Mules

On mules we find two legs behind
And two we find before
We stand behind before we find
What the two behind be for
When we’re behind the two behind
We find what these be for
So stand before the two behind
Behind the two before

Monkey to the Chimp

Way down in the Congoland
Lived a happy chimpanzee.
She loved a monkey with long tail
(Oh, how she loved him!)
Each night he would find her there,
Swinging in the cocoanut tree,
And the monkey gay,
At the break of day,
Loved to hear his Chimpie say:

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they'd chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Means "Monk, I love but you."
"Baba, daba, dab," in monkey talk
Means "Chimp, I love you, too."
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they'd chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Means "Monk, I love but you."
"Baba, daba, dab," in monkey talk
Means "Chimp, I love you, too."
One night they were made man and wife,
And now they cry, "This is the life,"
Since they came from their aba, daba honeymoon.

Well, you should have heard that band
Play upon their wedding day,
Each Chimp and Monkey had nutshells
(Oh, how they played them)
And now it is ev'ry night,
High up in the cocoanut tree.
It's the same old thing,
With the same old swing,
When the Monk and Chimpie sing:

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they'd chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Means "Monk, I love but you."
"Baba, daba, dab," in monkey talk
Means "Chimp, I love you, too."
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they'd chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Means "Monk, I love but you."
"Baba, daba, dab," in monkey talk
Means "Chimp, I love you, too."
One night they were made man and wife,
And now they cry, "This is the life,"
Since they came from their aba, daba honeymoon.

Lions & Tigers

Lions and Tigers and Bears
(Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home)
When lions are roaming on the plain, hurrah, hurrah
When lions are roaming on the plain, hurrah, hurrah
When lions are roaming on the plain
we fall on our knees and pray for rain
And we all go running up to the hills to get out of their way
Hey, hey, hey

When tigers go stalking in the wood . . . 3x
All creatures do what they know they should

When bears are growling loud and long . . . 3x
Everyone flees but the young and the strong

When rhinos go marching to the lake . . . 3x
Trees do bend and the ground does shake

Lion hunt

GOIN ON A LION HUNT

Goin on a lion hunt
I ain’t scared
Got my gun by my side
And bullets too!

Comin to some grass
Can’t go over it
Can’t go under it
Gotta go through it!

Comin to a tree
Can’t go under it
Can’t go around it
Gotta go up it!

Comin to a bridge
Can’t go beside it
Can’t go down it
Gotta go over it!

Comin to an outhouse
Can’t go over it
Don’t wanna go under it
Gotta go around it!

Comin to a cave
It’s dark in this cave
There’s something furry in here
There’s two eyes
And a wet nose
It’s a bear!

Leapfrog

One hedgehog edged up the hedge as the other hedgehog edged down,
One hedgehog edged up the hedge as the other hedgehog edged down,
One hedgehog edged up the hedge as the other hedgehog edged down,
As one hedgehog edged up the hedge and the other hedgehog edged down :

Chorus : They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog
As one hedgehog edged up the hedge
And the other hedgehog edged down.

A spider espied a spider astride another spider's back ...Chorus

One slow worm slid up the sluice as another slow worm slid down ...Chorus
One pink porpoise popped up the pole as another pink porpoise popped down ...Chorus
One fat flea flew up the flue as another fat flea flew down ...Chorus
Chorus : They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog
As one fat flea flew up the flue
And another fat flea flew down

Kookaburro

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!
Gay your life must be

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Eating all the gum drops he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
Leave some there for me

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
With a bellyache as you can see,
Ha, Kookaburra, Ha, Kookaburra,
You didn't save any for me!

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
That's not a monkey that's me

Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail
Gets a boo-boo in his tail
Cry, Kookaburra! Cry, kookaburra!
Oh how life can be

Kookaburro sits on an electric wire
Jumping up and down cuz his rump’s on fire
Fry Kookaburro Fry Kookaburro
Tasty you will be!

Kookaburra sits on the old worn trail,
Pulling all the splinters from his tail,
Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra,
Sore your tail must be!

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
He fell down and broke his knee
Poor Kookaburra! Poor Kookaburra!
Glad it wasn't me!

Kookaburra sits on the railroad tracks,
Better get off or you'll be flat,
Run kookaburra, run kookaburra,
UhOh! Watch out! SPLAT!

Keeper would a hunting go

The keeper would a hunting go
And under his cloak he carried a bow
All for to shoot a merry little doe
Among the leaves so green, O.

(Chorus:)
Jackie boy! (Master!) Sing ye well! (Very well!)
Hey down (Ho down) Derry derry down
Among the leaves so green, O
To my hey down down (To my ho down down )
Hey down (Ho down) Derry derry down
Among the leaves so green, O

The first doe he shot at he missed;
The second doe he trimmed he kissed;
The third doe went where nobody wist
Among the leaves so green, O.

The fourth doe she did cross the plain,
The keeper fetched her back again.
Where she is now, she may remain,
Among the leaves so green, O.


The fifth doe she did cross the brook;
The keeper fetched her back with his crook;
Where she is now you may go and look
Among the leaves so green, O.

The sixth doe she ran over the plain;
But he with his hounds did turn her again,
And it's there he did hunt in a merry, merry vein
Among the leaves so green, 0.

LEADER: To Ma Hey down down!

GROUP: To Ma Ho down down!

LEADER: Hey down!

GROUP: Ho down!

ALL: Derry Derry Down Among the leaves so green-o!

Grizzly Bear

I'm a big grizzly bear
And what do I do?
I curl up and hibernate
The whole winter through.

When the warm sun in spring
Says "Jump out of bed!"
I get up and shake myself,
Then poke out my head.

After sleeping so long,
I'm hungry, it's true!
Better run when you see me,
Or I might eat you!

Donkey Riding

Donkey Riding
Chorus:
Hey ho, away we go donkey riding, donkey riding
Hey ho, away we go riding on a donkey
1. Were you ever in Quebec?
Stowing timber on the deck
Where there's a king with a golden crown
Riding on a donkey

2. Were you ever round the horn?
Where it's always fine and warm
To see the lion and the unicorn
Riding on a donkey

3. Were you ever in Cardiff Bay?
Where the folks all shout, "Hurray!"
Here comes John with his three months pay
Riding on a donkey

4. Were you ever in Timbucktoo?
Where the natives dress in blue
They come out to welcome you
Riding on a donkey

5. Were you ever in Ottawa?
Strangest place I ever saw
Where the mounties keep the law
Riding on a donkey

Dinosaur

Chorus
There’s a dinosaur knocking at my door
Knocking one two three
There’s a dinosaur knocking at my door
And he wants to play with me!

Knock knock who’s there? Tyron. Tyron who?
Tyronauraus Rex and I’m here to play with you!

So mother went out to town for the day
She never said that dinosaurs weren’t allowed to play

So I opened up the door and I said, “Come in.”
He wagged his tail and he gave me a grin.

He squeezed and he squeezed till he came right through
The door and the window and the front wall too!

Well he rubbed his tummy and he said, “Let’s eat.”
So I went into the kitchen to fix him up a treat.

I opened up the jar of crunchy peanut butter
He ate the jar and all and said, “I think I’ll have another!”

I turned around and found the whole refrigerator gone
He looked at me and burped and said, “Did I do something wrong?’

Well we started taking turns jumping on my parents bed
He only had a half turn then the bed was dead.

On the second jump his head went through the roof
He blinked his eyes and said, “Oops, I think I goofed!”

Suddenly I saw my mother coming through the door
Then I said, “Guess what? I’ve got a dinosaur!”

Cuddly Koalas

Cuddly Koalas
Cuddly koalas, cuddly koalas
Possums too, possums too
Wallabies and wombats, wallabies and wombats
Kangaroos, kangaroos.

Crocodile

She Sailed Away
She sailed away on a sunny summer day
on the back of a crocodile
"You see," said she.
"He's as tame as he can be;
I'll float him down the Nile."
but the croc winked his eye
as she waved them all good-bye,
wearing a happy smile
at the end of the ride,
[fast] the lady was inside and the smile was on the crocodile!

Climate

Climate
We sing of the polar bear,
Fearless and bold,
He never gets hot
And he never gets cold,
Because where he lives
Summer never occurs,
And the rest of the year
He wears plenty of furs.
Tooralee, Tooralay,
And the rest of the year
He wears plenty of furs.

The crocodile lives
In a tropical place,
And neither the cold
Nor the heat does he face,
Because in the winter
His summers begin,
And the rest of the year
He wears crocodile skin.
Tooralee, Tooralay,
And the rest of the year
He wears crocodile skin.

And then there's us humans
Who live in a clime
That calls for at least
Three full suits at a time;
A thick one and thin one
For cold days and hot,
And a medium-weight one
For days that are not.
Tooralee, Tooralay,
And a medium-weight one
For days that are not.

Bear Went Over the mountain

The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see

To see what he could see
To see what he could see
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see

The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain
Was all that he could see

Was all that he could see
Was all that he could see
The other side of the mountain
Was all that he could see.

Baby Beluga

Baby Beluga
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven about you, sea below,
Just a little white whale on the go.
Baby beluga, oh baby beluga,
Is the water warm?
Is your ma ma home with you, so happy.
Way down yonder where the dolphins play,
Where you dive and splash all day,
The waves roll in and the waves roll out,
See the water squirting out of your spout.
Baby beluga, oh baby beluga, sing your little song,
Sing for all your friends, we like to hear you.
When it's dark and you're home and fed,
Curling up snug in your waterbed.
The moon is shining and the stars are bright
Good night, little whale, goodnight.
Baby beluga, oh baby beluga, with tomorrow's sun,
Another day’s begun, you'll soon be waking.
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven about you, sea below, Just a little white whale on the go.

Animal Fair

We went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair.
The monkey fell out of his bunk (THUMP!)
And slid down the elephant's trunk, (WHEEE!)
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And what became of the monkey monkey monkey

Alligator

I'M AN ALLIGATOR
I'm an alligator, I'm an alligator
Nobody wants to be my friend
So I guess I'll see ya later

He's an alligator, he's an alligator
Nobody wants to be his friend
So I guess we'll see him later

I'm an alligator. I'm an alligator
Nobody wants to swim with me
So I guess I'll see ya later

He's an alligator, he's an alligator
Nobody wants to swim with him
So I guess we'll see him later

I'm an alligator, I'm an alligator
Nobody wants to play with me
So I guess I'll see ya later

He's an alligator, he's an alligator
Nobody wants to play with him
So I guess we'll see him later

Alice the Camel

Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has no humps.
Alice the camel has no humps.
Alice the camel has no humps.
Now Alice is a horse

Ali Baba Had a Camel

Ali Baba Had a Camel
Ali Baba had a camel.
And Ralphy was his name-O.
R-A-L-P-H
R-A-L-P-H
R-A-L-P-H
And Ralphy was his name

A Kangaroo Sat on An Oak

A kangaroo sat on an oak,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo,
Watching a tailor mend his coat,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo.

chorus: Kimi neero kiddy kum keero
Kimi neero kimo
Ba ba ba ba billy illy inkum
Inkum kiddy kum kimo.

Bring me my arrow and my bow,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo,
Till I go shoot that kangaroo,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo.

The old man fired; he missed his mark;
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo,
He shot the old sow through the heart,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo.

Bring me some 'lasses in a spoon,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo,
Till I go heal that old sow's wound,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo.

Oh, now the old sow's dead and gone,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo,
Her little ones go waddling on,
To my inkum kiddy kum kimo.